Stuffed on Thursday, Broke on Friday Tee

The long weekend, in two lines.

A torn parchment scroll stretches between a golden roast turkey on one end and a stack of shopping bags on the other, trimmed with autumn leaves and berries. Across it in bold black type: Stuffed on Thursday. Broke on Friday. Thanksgiving to Black Friday, no stops in between.

Eat everything. Buy everything. Regret nothing until January.

The details

• Bella+Canvas 3001, unisex fit, 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Printed on demand in the USA
• Tagless printed neck label, so nothing itches
• Available in Black
• Sizes S–3XL, machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Made for doorbuster veterans, leftover sandwich artists and anyone who shops in stretchy pants