Stakeholder Tee

Every project needs a stakeholder. The vampires were hoping it wouldn't be this one.

A vampire hunter is presenting. Long leather coat, wide-brimmed hat, a mustache that has seen things, and the grin of a man who read the agenda. One hand grips a very large, very wooden stake. The other points at a pie chart on the easel, where one blood-red slice is doing all the talking. Garlic and a cross hang from his belt. Two vampires in top hats crouch behind a battered briefcase, fangs out, eyes wide, suddenly very interested in rescheduling.

Wear it to the kickoff. Nobody will push back on your timeline.

The details

• Bella+Canvas 3001, unisex fit, 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Printed on demand in the USA
• Tagless printed neck label, so nothing itches
• Available in Black and Asphalt
• Sizes S–3XL, machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Made for project managers, consultants and anyone who's been told to loop in the stakeholders