No Thanks Tee

The turkey has reviewed your holiday plans.

A full-fan wild turkey, every feather in place, turns to you with a flat, unimpressed stare and a wooden sign in its beak: one big red thumbs-down. Underneath, in bold cream letters: No Thanks. He's not coming to dinner. He's definitely not being dinner.

Everyone gives thanks. He gives notes.

The details

• Bella+Canvas 3001, unisex fit, 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Printed on demand in the USA
• Tagless printed neck label, so nothing itches
• Available in Black
• Sizes S–3XL, machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Made for turkey sympathizers, holiday skeptics and fans of the Boo Tee who like a good thumbs-down