No Guts, No Glory Tee

The pumpkin gave up its guts. Look at the glory.

A jack-o'-lantern with biceps stands on top of a mountain of his own insides: stringy orange pulp, seeds flying everywhere, a kitchen spoon planted in the pile like a flag on a hill he just conquered. Chef's knife raised high. Carved grin glowing gold from the inside. Every pumpkin starts out plain and full of goop. Only the brave ones get scooped, carved and lit.

Wear it to the carving party, and keep the seeds. Glory tastes great at 350°.

The details

• Bella+Canvas 3001, unisex fit, 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Printed on demand in the USA
• Tagless printed neck label, so nothing itches
• Available in Black and Asphalt
• Sizes S–3XL, machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Made for whoever volunteers to scoop out the guts every single year