Kernel Panic — design

Kernel Panic Tee

S / Natural
$32.00
$32.00
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Kernel Panic — design
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Kernel Panic Tee

Kernel Panic Tee

$32.00
$32.00
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Everything is fine.

Somewhere in the back forty, a man in overalls is holding one ear of corn and watching its kernels leave without him. The sky is doing something it has never done before. He has read no documentation for this. He is, in the technical sense, still standing.

For anyone who has ever watched a machine stop being a machine and become a wall of text, and understood immediately that the rest of the day belongs to somebody else.

The details

  • Bella+Canvas 3001, unisex fit, 100% ringspun cotton
  • Printed on demand in the USA
  • Available in Natural, Heather Dust and Sage
  • Sizes S–3XL, machine wash cold, tumble dry low
  • Made for the person who has met the corn and lived

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