Couch Potato Tee

Hasn't moved since kickoff.

A baked russet with a pat of melting butter and a sprinkle of chives, sunk deep into a mustard-and-orange plaid sofa with a sleepy, deeply satisfied face. The remote is on the cushion, the football is on the floor, and neither one is getting picked up. "Couch" sits on top in pumpkin script, POTATO underneath in big cream letters.

Pair it with Sweet Potato. Someone has to hold down the couch.

The details

• Bella+Canvas 3001, unisex fit, 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Printed to order; made in USA and/or imported
• Tagless printed neck label, so nothing itches
• Available in Black, Asphalt and Natural
• Sizes S–3XL, machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• Made for second-helping champions, halftime nappers and anyone whose Thanksgiving cardio is reaching for the remote