Patch Tuesday Tee

A quilting circle, but for CVEs.

Four elderly women sit in a warm parlor, needles moving in unison, stitching Windows update dialog boxes into a beautiful heirloom quilt. "Restart Now." "Restart Later." "Do Not Turn Off Your Computer." One of them is humming. The kettle is on. Somewhere, a fleet is rebooting. This tee honors the monthly ritual that keeps the internet standing and everyone mildly annoyed. Passed down, generation to generation, patched in place.

The details

• Bella+Canvas 3001, unisex fit, 100% ringspun cotton
• Printed on demand in the USA via Printify
• Available in Natural, Heather Dust and Sage
• Sizes S–3XL, machine wash cold, tumble dry low
• For the IT admin who has strong feelings about maintenance windows