I Have To Say Weird Stuff Or I'll Die Tee

Frog. Mug. Deadline.

A bipedal frog, a coffee cup, and a survival strategy based entirely on saying weird stuff. Relatable. Retro. Slightly unwell in the best way.

Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex tee. Exceptionally soft cotton. Exceptionally sharp puns.

• Bella+Canvas 3001 — 100% ringspun cotton
• Colors: Black, Natural, Navy
• Sizes S–3XL
• Printed on demand via Printify
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low