— a brief address, from the desk of Sir Pun-a-Lot —
Ahem. Good day.
You have wandered into Punderfull Prints, a modest indie apparel concern devoted, quite unapologetically, to the noble art of the pun.
I am Sir Pun-a-Lot — a sentient ink blot of dubious ancestry, possessed of a brass monocle, a curled Victorian mustache, and a rather high opinion of wordplay. I proofread every design. I consult on every fabric weight. I am not permitted near the payroll.
What we do
We design and sell a small, considered wardrobe of premium tees for engineers, sysadmins, hobbyists, and other terminally clever persons. Six designs to open. Bella + Canvas 3001 blanks — the sort of tee your friend keeps stealing from you. Printed on demand. Shipped from the United States.
What we don’t do
Trends. Fast fashion. Anything requiring dry cleaning. We do not sell “LIVE LAUGH LOVE” in five colorways. We do not sell socks (yet).
Why the mustache
Because it insisted, quite frankly.
Yours in wordplay,
Sir Pun-a-Lot, Esq.